If Plan B Fails, Order the Wings

Venue: Plan B

Location: 626 Vanderbilt Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Date of Visit: Tuesday, Aug 14, 2012

Burger: Plan B Burger

Average Score: 6.2
Price Range: $$$$$

Mike: This week, we ventured into Brooklyn's Prospect Heights to sample the offerings at Plan B.  Plan B is a “sports bar and grill,” so their menu is full of fan favorites like buffalo wings, nachos, potstickers, and a whole slew of sandwiches.  I had also heard that they serve up a pretty good burger as well; so that’s what we were there for, The Plan B Burger.

            The Plan B Burger is an “inside-out” burger stuffed with the choice of American, Cheddar, Swiss, or crumbled blue cheese with lettuce, tomato, and red onion atop a sesame seed bun.  Self-proclaimed “famous,” as stated on the menu, The Plan B Burger is basically their version of a Juicy Lucy.  At any rate, I ordered mine medium with crumbled blue cheese.  We were given the option of a variety of different fries, or to substitute a house salad for fries; I went for the latter.  When the burger came out, it wasn’t all that much to look at.  The burger patty look a bit on the small side, especially for a stuffed one; but it did come served on a shiny aluminum skillet and the salad improved the overall presentation by adding a bit of color. 

The flavor from the blue cheese completely consumed my first bite.  I’m a big fan of blue cheese, but I was searching for more flavors from the meat.  I attempted a bite without the cheese and found out why it was so difficult; the meat just didn’t have a lot of flavor to begin with.  So, ultimately, I was happy with my choice of cheese.  The bun was nothing special, like they weren’t even trying.  The only thing going for it was the sesame seeds, which says a lot, or a little depending on how you look at it.  The bun wasn’t even toasted.  At least that would have added a bit of flavor, and texture, to the tasteless lump of bread.  Since this was a Juicy Lucy, I mean “inside-out” burger, I was afraid the grease would just destroy the bottom have of that poor bun.  Luckily, the chef had the forethought to layer the lettuce, tomato, and onion beneath the patty, creating a barrier to avoid such a catastrophe.  Kudos! 

Overall, the Plan B Burger didn’t impress me in the slightest.  The meat was under-seasoned and the bun was simply uninspired.  The blue cheese saved this burger from a complete washout, but I was still hungry after finishing.  Bacon would have been excellent on this burger, especially combined with the blue cheese; but in reality, it would just have been a band-aid on damaged goods.

Overall Rating: 6.2   

Kenny: Walking into Plan B felt like walking into any other sports bar. It featured a long bar with a cute bartender and lots of televisions playing Sportscenter.  We decided to sit at a table next to a window near the bar because the place was empty when we arrived.  Soon after settling in and ordering our first round of happy hour beers, the bar was flooded with older bros who proceeded to order large mounds of wings and beer.   The bartender came back and I ordered my Plan B burger medium stuffed with American cheese.    The Plan B Burger is a reincarnation of the original Juicy Lucy from South Minneapolis, where the  community debates which of two burger joints created it, and which has the best.  I first heard about this debate on Man vs Food; I then had to try and create one for myself, but the Plan B Burger was first I had ever paid for.

              I was almost through my first beer when the burger arrived.  Whoa, this is a unique presentation for a burger and fries, a mini cast iron skillet.  The burger looks like a meat disk that fit perfectly between the sesame seed bun, which was not toasted.   After removing the top bun to add a touch of ketchup, I noticed the lettuce, slice of tomato, and onion were under the patty.  This placement saved my bottom bun from becoming a red mess all over my hand.  The meat's main flavor was its’ char, then the cheese followed closely behind, and lastly the bun.  I wished the patty had just a little more seasoning; otherwise, the meat was juicy and cooked perfectly.   For a double patty burger, it was smaller than I had imagined.

          Overall, I enjoyed the burger and the bun was quite fresh.  Aesthetically, the burger looked perfect but after finishing my last bite, all I wanted was more meat.  

Overall Rating 7.1

Jeff: The idea of a burger being stuffed with cheese brought up similar thoughts I had when Dominos started making cheese stuffed crust pizza.  Why? What’s the point? Isn’t there enough already?
         I ordered my burger medium with pepper jack cheese hoping the cheese would provide a little spice and seasoning that is oh so often missing from burgers these days. I was wrong. My burger arrived and it was not a feast for the eyes. It was small. So much so that I thought maybe it’s narrow diameter would be made up by its thickness; it wasn’t. I commented on this and one of my burger cohorts stated that it was close to that of a double cheeseburger. Ahhhh, and there in lies the problem. At least with a double cheeseburger from a national fast food chain you can taste the cheese. I tasted nothing of the pepper jack that was supposedly stuffed in my burger. There was no pepper and no jack. I saw remnants of cheese when I bit into it, but nothing else. The bun was bland and there was nothing distinguishing the cheese from the beef. The cheese wasn’t even visibly discernable throughout the whole patty. The patty tasted like ground beef, it was juicy but definitely not noteworthy. Would a dash of salt and pepper kill the grill man? Just a couple of dashes are all I seek. For some reason I was expecting the patty to look more home made, especially in such a neighborhood bar type environment that Plan B is. Perfection in its imperfection of irregular roundness would have been nice. This patty looked like it was pressed out of a mold. There were no signs of cheese within the burger. It was all concealed, the cheese, the flavor, and the joy of what could have been. 

          They say one should always have a plan b in store for when things don’t work out. Mine was an order of hot wings.

Overall Rating 5.3

Bring Back My Bonnie

Venue: Bonnie's Grill

Location: 278 5th Ave., Brooklyn, NY

Date of Visit: Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Burger: Spiced Black Angus Sirloin Burger

Average Score: 8.3
Price Range: $$$$$

Mike:  Located in Park Slope, Bonnie’s Grill has the look and feel of a classic diner permeated with an Americana vibe.  It also has a reputation for serving up one of the best burgers in the city.  So, this week, The Burgerler set out to try the “Spiced Black Angus Sirloin Burger.”

            I ordered my burger medium rare with lettuce, tomato, red onion, sautéed jalapenos, pickles, Canadian bacon, and cheddar cheese.  At Bonnie’s, all of the food is prepared up front behind the bar; so, while I waited for my order, my mouth began to water as I took in all of the tantalizing odors emanating from the grill.  Everything about this burger seemed impeccable once my food had arrived; I couldn’t wait to take that first bite.  The patty was a good size and matched that of the bun perfectly; and all of the toppings were placed and distributed evenly across the burger.  So, I topped off the burger and took a bite.  The beef was juicy, prepared to my liking, and was seasoned pretty well.  It also possessed a touch of char from the grill that added another layer to the overall flavor profile of the burger.  Unlike regular bacon, which tends to dominate with its flavor, the Canadian bacon was subtle and fused well with the beef.  I’m glad I ordered the jalapenos because the beef wasn’t as spicy as I’d hoped.  So the peppers supplied the necessary kick I was looking for out of a “Spiced Black Angus Sirloin Burger.”

            My main problem, and really my only problem, with this burger was the bun.  Though it was the right size and had been toasted, the bottom “half” was much too thin to handle the juices that this burger put out.  There was no amount of toasting that could have held these juices at bay.  The bottom bun had completely dissolved about three bites away from me finishing the burger.  Additionally, the bun held a modest flavor, at best, and could have been fresher.  With a burger as flavorful as this one was, it deserves a bun that can accentuate those flavors; this one did not.

            Ultimately, I really enjoyed this burger, despite the issue with the bun.  Don’t be fooled by what might seem like a low score for such a praiseworthy burger.  In all fairness, the bun was its weak link, and it must be considered.  With that being said, I would definitely return to Bonnie’s for another go, knowing full-well that I may end up with grease on my hands.   

Overall Rating: 7.5

Kenny: I found myself wanting to venture to the heart of park slope to visit Bonnie’s Grill after I saw Peep Meat’s list of the best burgers in New York.  At the top of the list was Bonnie’s Grill.  After a little research, I was intrigued and wanted to go as soon as possible.  Since, Bonnie’s has been appearing on all kinds of burger list, so it was easy choice; time to try their Spiced Black Angus Sirloin Burger.  Here is a Bonus; you can top your burger with almost everything you want for free.  You can choose from lettuce, tomato, red onion, sautéed jalapenos, pickles, Swiss, American, or cheddar for no extra charge. Its two dollars for Canadian bacon, American bacon or avocado and one dollar for caramelized onions or sautéed mushrooms.  In New York, this is almost completely unheard of; even McDonald’s charges 50 cents for cheese.  Then there were the sides; you can choose from a salad, French fries, cup of soup, cup of chili, or their spicy coleslaw.

               Choosing from all the options for toppings, I added lettuce, tomato, American cheese, pickles, red onions and Canadian bacon.  The waiter suggested the Canadian bacon by simply stating that it pairs well with the spicy sirloin burger.  After ordering the burger medium with a side of French fries, we sat and talked about comics and movies until the big burger arrived.  This was a beautiful sight to behold, the patty fit wonderfully between its two bun counter parts.  After adding a bit of ketchup and mustard, I dove right in and I could only think one thing, YUMMY!  This thought kept repeating in my head as I continued eating.  The sirloin patty was cooked a little more than medium, but the flavor of the meat was delicious.  The spices they used to prepare the meat were very prominent and the Canadian bacon added just enough flavor while not overpowering the patty.  The only real downside was that I had a good portion of bun left over.   

            It has been a while since I’ve had a burger that I was actually happy with and Bonnie’s did more than provided me with an excellent burger experience.  Also, the fries where pretty good!

Overall Rating 8.7

Jeff:  I've been to Bonnie's before. It was a couple of years ago, but I can't recall what it was that I ordered then. This time, of course, I ordered their burger, medium rare with cheddar cheese.

              When it arrived it reminded me of what a burger can look like. It arrived with a nice thick patty, ample melted cheese, a decent layering of Canadian bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onions, and a proper bun... this looked good. I went without ketchup or mustard, as I wanted to taste the combination of the Canadian bacon and spiced beef.

                 Wow! This, this was good. The Canadian bacon was subtle yet noticeable. There was a light charred flavor that I'm not sure if it came from the beef or the Canadian bacon. My second bite was more thorough, allowing everything to be savored. The tomato actually had flavor, versus the pink colored bland versions I've had in other establishments. The onion, pickle, beef, and bacon all complimented each other. The cheddar cheese, which at first I thought I might have liked stronger or sharper, was nicely balanced. I can't forget about the bun. The bottom was as thick as the top, and for good reason; it had to support a lot. It was lightly toasted, top and bottom, and tasted great. It fit my patty and it's toppings perfectly. There was no burger overhang and no extra bun extending beyond the circumference of the patty. I will say that my patty seemed cooked a little more well-done than medium-rare, but it was still juicy and delicious. It was like it was cooked on an outdoor grill. This was a damn good burger.

            On my final bite my bottom bun finally gave way. It did its job well, holding everything in place. Oh, and that lovely char taste from before? It's from the beef. There's no way I will forget having had this burger, no way at all.

Overall rating 8.7

 

This Bird Has Flown the Coop

Venue: The Burger Guru

Location: 98 Berry St., Brooklyn, NY

Date of Visit: Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Burger: Ostrich Burger

Average Score: 6.6
Price Range: $$$$$

 

Mike:  Anytime someone makes an assertion that something is the best, it tends to pique my genuine interest.  However, when it’s a self-proclamation, the only thing piqued is my skepticism.  This was the case with The Burger Guru and their “Ostrich Burger.”  Though, I will admit that I was both interested and skeptical.  For one, having never before tried an ostrich burger, I was interested in giving it a taste; on the other hand, I remained skeptical because, can it truly be the best, as they claim it to be?

            At The Burger Guru, their basic burgers come with your choice of meat, green leaf lettuce, red onion, tomato, and a “really good pickle” served on a sesame seed brioche bun.  As mentioned, we were there to sample the ostrich.  Having never tried the bird before, I asked the staff how they recommended it be cooked.  When the reply came, “I don’t know, I’ve never had it before,” I questioned the validity of their “Guru” moniker; then I decided to order it medium and hope for the best.  Because ostrich is such a lean meat, I feared it would become dry if overcooked.

            The burger arrived prepared as ordered, but the patty was a tad on the small side; and, I don’t know if it was the ostrich or what, but it was severely lacking in the flavor department.  The few toppings that this burger had were fresh enough, but that wasn’t enough compensation for the weak patty.  And, really, there should be no bonus for fresh toppings; that should come standard on any burger.  The bun, perhaps, was the winner on this burger.  Its flavor stood out far and above any of the other flavors on the burger.  This, in my book, is a problem.  The bun shouldn’t be the only worthwhile and memorable thing about a burger. 

On paper, the Ostrich burger had promise; in actuality, it was dull and uninspiring.  It just looked barren and pathetic.  If you feel like trying it, despite this review, I might recommend upgrading to one of their “House Combos,” where you have the choice of several additional topping combinations.  Several of the “House Combo” options could vastly improve this burger; or they could just serve as a Band-Aid for a wound that will never heal.  Oh, and that “really good pickle?”   …I can’t say that I even remember there being one.

Overall Rating: 6.6    

Kenny:  Walking into Burger Guru, I was excited to try my first ostrich burger; of which I did little research on how I should have it.  I ordered the burger medium and normal, without any of Burger Guru’s house combos, which are what makes Burger Guru so interesting.  The house combos have extra toppings, like "The Sunshine," which has avocado, baby arugula, and Monterrey Jack, or "The Village," which has fried egg, bacon and yellow cheddar.  All standard burgers are served with green leaf lettuce, red onions, a slice of tomato, and a pickle on the side.  After waiting for a bit, the new frontier of the ostrich burger finally arrived on a big metal tray.

          My excitement was overflowing as I started to construct the burger with the fixings provided and a bit of added ketchup.  The first bite was now at hand and it was gamey.  Outside of how gamey the ostrich meat was, it did have a good flavor and its supporting cast was great.  The topping were very fresh, but the burger lacked any kind of flare.  However, the sesame seed brioche bun was my favorite part of this burger.   I would like to return to Burger Guru to try a different type of meat and one of their house combos.

Overall Rating 7.1   

Jeff: Guru: noun

4. A leader in a particular field: the city's cultural gurus.

           I’ve always wondered what eating the meat from a flightless bird might taste like. I knew ostrich meat was lean and can easily be overcooked if one isn’t mindful. I ordered the burger medium per the waitress’s suggestion and without cheese. I wanted to taste what clean organic ostrich would taste like as a burger. My burger arrived in a tin tray, open-faced. The burger looked small. A precooked weight of 6oz is decent enough but this looked really small. A huge bun didn’t swallow it up; the bun fit it just right. Maybe it was the massive amount of fries that came wit the burger in the same size tray. Trust me, two people can easily share one order of their fries. After my first bite I could see why the diameter of the burger was so narrow in comparison to its thickness. If the thickness of the patty were thinner then one might not taste anything. This was a bland tasting burger. No salt or pepper could be detected, but the red onion and tomato definitely shined through. The patty was more moist than juicy, which is a weird sensation to bite, chew and taste. The bun is ok but nothing to call home about. It held up well, but there wasn't too much that it had to contend to begin with. What’s going on? Was this not prepared by a burger guru? Where’s the flavor? I added what I recall was the chipotle mayo in hopes of that helping things but it didn’t. This is one bird that has flown the coop.

Overall Rating 6.1